"i play with cock."
9:54 p.m. & 2004-07-24

wooo..yea..im judging on todays activities that im going to heaven now. Well, actually me and vanessa were joking about it..then some giant scary black bee came outta nowhere and tried to hit me with a stick it was carry-ing. Evidently..vanessa screamed and after that it was every man for themselves.. I got to max out the number i said COCK today!! yea..i say thats a plus...cuz it is..cuz cock is a funny word...but anyways..we were cocking window frames...*hahahaha* sorry..wait..*breathes* its cuz i had the cock in my hand and it kept oozing white creamy stuff all over the place you know..and everytime i would put it somewhere more stuff would come out!! it was soo completely crazy..okokok..lemme explain some more. i volunteer with habitat for humanity and because they are a non profit organization..i feel good about myself when i help out! ^_^ so they're building about 6 new houses in rio bravo...and me and vanessa went to go help...so yea!! back to my story about the giant bee...!!

The damn thing swooped at my head and vanessa screamed..then he weaved his way into the window sill. Since we were gonna be smartasses, we decsided to cock him into the framework!! Bwahahahaha! ..so we didnt see him for a while...*dunDUNDUN* the bastard flew out and tried to swat me with his stick..and vanessa screamed louder this time..to the point where a coupla' men thought we had seen a snake..well..ive been bitten, or stung, by a bee before, and believe me..i didnt wanna have it again. So i jumped off my ladder and ran AWAY from the bee...unfortunately...that was in the direction of a huuuuuge slippery pile of mud...yep..i slide into homebase, and my hat popped off..and i almost peed myself from laughing so hard! i laughed so hard i started to cry!! and everyone thought it had hurt...but it was just freakin hilarious..i slide like..slip'n'slide-slip 4 feet from where i had first planted my feet. It was funny.

Well..heres the current news of my party. O_O because of recent events...@_@ i was forced to have a guestlist. Which kinda sucks..cuz my dad and his friend is gonna be the bouncer dudes....haha..and he aint gonna let ANYONE in unless their name is on a typed list. i didnt want it to be like that..but we had to take a trip down town to the city ordinance place..and they told us about "partys" and "music" and "beverages" and "illegal narcotics" AND "FIRE HAZARDS" its the last one that basically worried my dad...cuz that guy said that he was gonna have a check up person to come makesure that all the standards were being met...which means..i can only have about 50 ppl...which sucks cuz i already invited like..50+ *errr* oh well..what REALLY sucks is the fact that ..for every extra person we have..theres a fine.. yuck...there goes college tuition! :P hahaha.

so yea...guestlist..which means i gotta make some calls tommarrow, to see who IS gonna come and who isnt.

*blah*

more work.

oh well.

Deftones- Passenger

-Vanessa

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